Joey has been involved in a rumor regarding his status as a sex offender, and a prankster. To be specific, the rumor involves 69 billion offense charges and one epic prank:
1. Annoy Or Molest Child Under 2 Years Of Age (lmao yikes)
2. Oral Copulation With A Minor Under 4 months Of Age(double yikes) he succ baby peen
3. He rang someone's doorbell and then hid in an abnormally large cardboard box right outside their door to scare them.
Multiple threads have been made on the subject, most of which either fizzle out, or come to the conclusion that the allegations are true,
Current Verdict Edit
Based on the discussions found within the forum links, it can be concluded that:
JOEY RAPES LITTLE CHILDREN IN HIS SPARE TIME THIS IS NOT A DRILL, HE CLAIMS TO DO IT EVERY DAY Edit
"yes i do it everyd ay." jeoy sed himself .
Alright, boys and girls hold on a moment. Edit
People claim that Joey isn't a kid-banger, but they're lying. I was a victim of Joey's sexual lust, and it was very real. If you see him on the streets and his gelatinous, enormous body approaches you, run. This is not fictional, it's true as hell! He threatened me with a rancid, stinky bottle of Kardashian Poop "Nutella", saying that he'd slather some of it on my footlong before slurping it (footlong and all) down his pus-filled, land-whale throat! The thiccer the kids the better. Hide your butts before he attacks you with his sweet succulent gyro. This isnt a joke, no one is safe! Save yourselves before you get a succulant gyro in your b ut t.
People are saying this, "Joey I want your sweet succulent gyro with extra muchacho sauce in my mouth right now OWOWOWO" Do NOT SAY THAT. He WILL show up in your room at 3:00 am and rape you as he did to all those poor little children. THIS IS A WARNING PLEASE LISTEN! YOU DONT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU. Edit
This is a picture of what Joey may have worn during his attacks along with his weapon. Edit