List of Joey's favorite catchphrases and jokes.
- Bad translation ("lechuga, which is lettuce in German(Spanish)")
- Check out my tweets and twerts (or Check out my tweets, twerts, and everything in between)
- Come on!
- Gang (referring to viewership)
- Possible first appearance: "Burger King's Chipotle Whopper REVIEWED?" (3:53)
- Good vittles
- First appearance: "Little Ceasars DEEP! DEEP! DISH PIZZA REVIEWED!" (1:35)
- Hush puppies
- I don't want you playin' no foosball
- First appearance: "Popeye's Naked BBQ Chicken Po' Boy Sandwich REVIEWED!" (1:04)
- I'm Beeaack!
- I'm rambling! Why am I rambling?!
- ...off the hook!
- Janky
- Lechuga
- Peace
- Susscribe
- The pickles
- This swings
- Trinkets (mentioned whenever Joey is reviewing something that comes in a fancy box. "A little box for my trinkets.")
- We have ways to make you talk (Predominately used when reviewing Wienerschnitzel)
- What's going on?!
- Woo Woo Woo
- Yeyeyeyeyeye! (Cajun)
- Yummskies
- You'll be happy (or You'll be a happy camper)
- You won't go wrong
- Youtubians
- And we're back! (or And I'm back) [used when transitioning back from a close up of the food]
- That's my story and I'm sticking to it
- It's going off!
- Luke Skywalker Quotes
- Something to trow down your troat
- It's really good gang!
- On a scale of one to <number> (where number = 4, 5 or 10)
- Thanks for tuning in
- ANYWAYS!
- Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll land among the stars.
- So if you're jonesing for a (food)
- This motha/mother (e.g. "let's crack this motha open")
- "Ve have vays to make you toalk" (used when eating foods from the establishment Wienerschnitzel)
- So what do you think about that Muchachos? Pretty swinging stuff huh?
- Yheah myaaan (surfer/stoner dude voice)
- It doesn't hurt to ask! (When asking viewers to subscribe)
- Anything your little heart desires
- That rhymes! I'm a rhymer! I'm Slim Shady
- I wish you could smell this!
- Scrimps (when referring to "shrimps" or prawns)
- Come On!
- ha HAAA!
- Today, I’m doin’ [food]
- Check our my tweets and my twerts and everything in between
- You guys HONOR me
- "<food types> goes together just like peas and carrots, or like baseball and hotdogs"
- so we're gonna give this a shot
- Hope you guys are doing great!
- On-yon (when referring to onions)
- Buckaroos/buckaroosies (referring to 'bucks' or money)
- "but it's all about the <flavour>"
- it's the bomb! SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!
- So Yeah!
- High pitched "Mmmmmmm"
- Makes me want to dance
- PeeWee
- Muchachos/Muchachas